搞笑GIF趣事:假牛肉吃多了,突然吃一回真的接受不了

时间:2020-03-09     来源:五折网    作者:悦山萌海笑    阅读:27

      【1】据说,只有新鲜牛肉,煮熟切出来才会带点蓝绿颜色。变质的不算,变质的有味道闻得出来。有懂行的朋友证实一下吗?老公出去买菜了,我要看看一会老公回来路过这里的时候,会不会像这个小哥似的一直盯着看不看的话你就要带他去医院检查一下了【3】狠起来我自己都踢,怕不怕?

【1】据说,只有新鲜牛肉,煮熟切出来才会带点蓝绿颜色。变质的不算,变质的有味道闻得出来。有懂行的朋友证实一下吗?

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  • 老公出去买菜了,我要看看一会老公回来路过这里的时候,会不会像这个小哥似的一直盯着看
  • 不看的话你就要带他去医院检查一下了
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【3】狠起来我自己都踢,怕不怕?

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  • 关于名字这件事从来就没输过
  • 你好,我叫第一渣渣
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【5】自从看了小猪佩奇,泥坑会跳了,水也会玩了,逛街看见小雨鞋哭着喊着要买

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【6】也不知道是营救还是在拔河比赛,小车好像挂的前进档?

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【7】老鼠成精了,绝对是上过学看得懂说明书的

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【8】有谁这样“玩”过吗,确实挺神奇,当年两只小鸡敲活一只

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【9】李二狗出门打工去了,去啃他家麦苗喽~

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【10】家有千担粮,不养扁嘴王,战斗力跟蝗虫有的一拼啊

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【11】再长几年小萝卜头长长肉就拎不动喽

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【12】理直,气壮。谁理亏谁跑路

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【13】这个爹真的不靠谱啊

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【14】老鼠:这火腿有点咸,明年再做少放盐啊。不知道老鼠吃多盐要变蝙蝠的吗!

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鸡蛋钻进杯子见过,把鸡蛋拿出杯子还是第一次见。

你说便秘的时候用这个原理可不可行?

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【16】牛吹翻了居然是个升字,就看会不会吹,如何吹了

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【17】是谁把这三瓶牛奶这样摆放的?

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【18】原来鸟害怕的时候真的可以倚墙而立,好玩

<a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E6%90%9E%E7%AC%91.html target=_blank ><b>搞笑</b></a><a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/GIF.html target=_blank ><b>GIF</b></a><a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E8%B6%A3%E4%BA%8B.html target=_blank ><b>趣事</b></a>:假<a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E7%89%9B%E8%82%89.html target=_blank ><b>牛肉</b></a>吃多了,<a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E7%AA%81%E7%84%B6.html target=_blank ><b>突然</b></a>吃一回<a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E7%9C%9F%E7%9A%84.html target=_blank ><b>真的</b></a><a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E6%8E%A5%E5%8F%97.html target=_blank ><b>接受</b></a><a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E4%B8%8D%E4%BA%86.html target=_blank ><b>不了</b></a>

一年了,插头一直在这里,疑惑一直藏在心,不敢问同事这个问题,

怕他们说:这你都不知道?

也可能大家都不知道

<a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E6%90%9E%E7%AC%91.html target=_blank ><b>搞笑</b></a><a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/GIF.html target=_blank ><b>GIF</b></a><a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E8%B6%A3%E4%BA%8B.html target=_blank ><b>趣事</b></a>:假<a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E7%89%9B%E8%82%89.html target=_blank ><b>牛肉</b></a>吃多了,<a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E7%AA%81%E7%84%B6.html target=_blank ><b>突然</b></a>吃一回<a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E7%9C%9F%E7%9A%84.html target=_blank ><b>真的</b></a><a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E6%8E%A5%E5%8F%97.html target=_blank ><b>接受</b></a><a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E4%B8%8D%E4%BA%86.html target=_blank ><b>不了</b></a>

【20】碰到硬碴了,包浆厚重,这车怎么修?

<a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E6%90%9E%E7%AC%91.html target=_blank ><b>搞笑</b></a><a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/GIF.html target=_blank ><b>GIF</b></a><a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E8%B6%A3%E4%BA%8B.html target=_blank ><b>趣事</b></a>:假<a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E7%89%9B%E8%82%89.html target=_blank ><b>牛肉</b></a>吃多了,<a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E7%AA%81%E7%84%B6.html target=_blank ><b>突然</b></a>吃一回<a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E7%9C%9F%E7%9A%84.html target=_blank ><b>真的</b></a><a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E6%8E%A5%E5%8F%97.html target=_blank ><b>接受</b></a><a href=/article/read/m/search/a/index/k/%E4%B8%8D%E4%BA%86.html target=_blank ><b>不了</b></a>

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